affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

(Source: affectin, via onceawhoreyourenothingmorex)

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

(Source: neopiacentral, via onceawhoreyourenothingmorex)

tweedleedlee:


anyway here’s wonderwall

tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall

(Source: grossaustralian, via paulmcfruity)

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via jesssthehuman)

kingsleyyy:

waiting on your friend to walk outside when they said they were already ready

kingsleyyy:

waiting on your friend to walk outside when they said they were already ready